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HB forever !!

14 Nov 2015, 08:23

To kvinder, på vej hjem fra firmafest:
"Jeg skal tisse!" siger den ene:" Ska jeg også" siger den anden.
På det tidspunkt, befandt kvinderne sig ud for en kirkegård og de blev enige om, at gå ind på kirkegården for og lade vandet. Den første, får tisset af og tørrer sig med sine trusser, som hun derefter smider over skulderen.
Den anden kvinde, syntes hendes trusser var for dyre til, at lave samme nummer med så hun, finder en bårebuket og tørrer sig med den, hvorefter, hun igen tager trusserne på og de går hjemad.
Næste dags morgen, snakkede de to kvinders mænd sammen:
Mand 1: "Hvaaa' øøøh, du ved godt vores kvinder var til julefrokost sammen i går, ikke?"
Mand 2: "Jo da, hvorfor det?"
Mand 1: "Jeg ved snart ikke hvad, jeg skal tænke. Min kone kom hjem uden trusser på"
Mand 2: "Ja tak, ska du da godt nok ha…. Som, det var noget. Min, kom med en sløjfe i røven, hvor der stod: TAK FOR ALT – Hilsen Herfølge Boldklub"
 
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Re: HB forever !!

14 Nov 2015, 20:33

:zombie:
Gjeep wrote:
I failed.

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Re: HB forever !!

14 Nov 2015, 22:01

Google translate doesn't speak Taunter. But it got enough of it lol...

Two women on their way home from the office party:
"I have to pee!" says one: "Ska I" said the other.
At that time, were women out of a cemetery and they agreed to go to the cemetery and urinate. The first gets urinated and dries with her panties, which she then throw over your shoulder.
The other woman, felt her panties were too expensive to make the same number with as she finds a stretcher bouquet and dry with it, after which she again takes the panties on and they go home.
Next day morning, talked the two women men together:
Man 1: "Hvaaa 'øøøh you know our women were to Christmas was celebrated yesterday, right?"
Male 2: "Oh yes, why?"
Man 1: "I soon not what I should think. My wife came home without panties"
Male 2: "Yes, ska you good enough ha .... As it was nothing. My came with a bow in the ass, that read: THANKS FOR EVERYTHING - Greeting Herfølge Boldklub"
 
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Re: HB forever !!

16 Nov 2015, 10:36

:D
Chinese food to go, $16.89,
Gas to drive and pick it up, $1.68,
Getting home and realizing they forgot one of the boxes..
Riceless.

Im gonna buy a Batman suit and hang it in my closet, just to duck with myself if I get alzheimers.

I'm home, take me drunk...

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